I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Someone came in the potted fern
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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