I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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