Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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