there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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