glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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