I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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