I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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