her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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