I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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