she was so not down for the gang bang
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Never underestimate the power of titties
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