yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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