The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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