I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
honey bunches of taint.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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