So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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