physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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