I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Ketchup is God's man juice
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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