Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
whose parrot is this?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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