I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Rumble strips road head = magical
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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