do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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