i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
why is half of my head shaved?
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