Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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