She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my being single is dangerous.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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