Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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