She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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