Jerry, you need to find god
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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