nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
we should paint friendship bongs
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