We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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