I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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