I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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