my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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