But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You're like the curious george of whores
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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