I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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