how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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