im about as happy as oj after his trial
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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