come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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