I'm drive I can fine osifer
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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