Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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