If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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