508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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