dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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