I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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