yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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