I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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this is an emotional support booty call
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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