"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My vagina is officially offended.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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