I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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