you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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