She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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