can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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