i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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