He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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