Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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